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Fleas in top hats having tea.  #vettech #fleas #whatiswrongwithme

Fleas in top hats having tea. #vettech #fleas #whatiswrongwithme

itscalledfashionlookitup:

of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process

itscalledfashionlookitup:

of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process

(Source: mechagod, via nugglebunns)

rorykc:

Fat Birds.

rorykc:

Fat Birds.

Day 35 (5 weeks) weigh in.
I suppose for those who don’t know me I should explain that I am 5’1”.  161 does not seem like a lot of weight but I should weigh around 120.  120 is not my goal.  I’d be happy at 130 or 140.  I’m not built to be super thin (I know I know it’s fucking annoying when people say that) but I’ve got my grandma’s hips and even at 120 pounds when I was younger I still wore larger sized jeans to accommodate my hips and ass.

Day 35 (5 weeks) weigh in.
I suppose for those who don’t know me I should explain that I am 5’1”. 161 does not seem like a lot of weight but I should weigh around 120. 120 is not my goal. I’d be happy at 130 or 140. I’m not built to be super thin (I know I know it’s fucking annoying when people say that) but I’ve got my grandma’s hips and even at 120 pounds when I was younger I still wore larger sized jeans to accommodate my hips and ass.

Breakfast
•Baked Chips - 3 points

What I did Not Eat
•Delicious free donuts

Lunch
•Stoney Field Organic Blueberry Yogurt - 3 points
•Pita - 2 points
•Turkey Pepperoni - 2 slices
•Cheese- 1 point
•Watermelon - 0 points
•Honey Dew Melon - 0 points
•Green Grapes - 0 points

Dinner
•Turkey Sausage - 3 points
•Lightly Salted Rice Cake - 1 point
•Salad With Cheese - 1 point
•Stacy’s Bagel Chips 12 Serving - 2 points
•Fat Free Cottage Cheese - 2 points
I imagine that fat free cottage cheese is what the devil serves cottage cheese lovers in Hell while he roars with laughter at their sad dissatisfied faces.


20 out of 27 points.

SFFJ Day 33

Breakfast
•Tropikale Smoothie with Fat Burner - 4 points

Lunch
•Turkey Sausage - 3 points
•Pita - 2 points
•Pretzels - 3 points
•Watermelon - 0 points
•Green Grapes - 0 points
•Honey Dew Melon - 0 points

Dinner
•Subway Club with light mayo and provolone cheese - 10 points

22 out of 27 points.

SFFJ Day 33

Breakfast
•Tropikale Smoothie with Fat Burner - 4 points

Lunch
•Turkey Sausage - 3 points
•Pita - 2 points
•Pretzels - 3 points
•Watermelon - 0 points
•Green Grapes - 0 points
•Honey Dew Melon - 0 points

Dinner
•Subway Club with light mayo and provolone cheese - 10 points

22 out of 27 points.

#FrankieSue’s new favorite pillow.  #australianshepherd #bluemerle

#FrankieSue’s new favorite pillow. #australianshepherd #bluemerle

secretarybird:

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest f*cking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

secretarybird:

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest f*cking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

(Source: halfdry, via letsjustsayblah)

SFFJ Day 32

Breakfast

  • Whole O’s - 3 points
  • Organic Vanilla Soy Milk - 1 point

I went for a hike/walk with my friend and husband today.  We started off hiking and then ended up off trail and slipping and sliding down muddy hills and ended up on walking/biking path.  It was exhausting but fun.

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I didn’t think we’d make it to the top but we did!  This was around 11AM.  I probably woke up all the wild life with my heavy breathing and laughter at my heavy breathing.

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Mid Walk Snack

  • Baked Potato Chips - 3 points

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We were so close to 5 miles!

Lunch

We decided on a restaurant near  our house called On Tap.  I purposely looked at their menu online so I could plan out my meal because there are SO MANY bad options there.  I was really craving a grilled chicken gyro which I can make only around 10 points so I was looking forward to it.  We get there and I don’t see the item on the menu.  They had a regular gyro but not the grilled chicken gyro I saw on the online menu.  I asked if she could substitute mean and she asked her manager and he said no.  Wtf.  You can add chicken to salad but not to a piece of pita bread?  I was tired, grumpy and hungry from the walk so I just had them give me the gyro meat and got a side salad with Italian Dressing.  It was pretty delicious.  But I was still being grumpy.  And these old geezers kept feeding these ducks french fries which was irking me (the seating is on a deck over looking a local lake).  I looked up the points value when I got home.  Pretty disappointing.

  • Fucking Gyro With Meat I didn’t Want..Ass holes - 16 points!
  • Salad With Cheese and Italian Dressing - (just guessing) 4 points.

A friggin 20 point lunch.  At least we had hiked/walked earlier so I had to of burned off my breakfast.  Oh well.  Now I know!  I still think they’re dicks.

Dinner

  • Tofu - 2 points
  • Herb Chicken Couscous - 5 points
  • Watermelon - 0 points
  • Green Grapes - 0 points
  • Honey Dew Melon - 0 points

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I know it looks gross with the fruit around it but I didn’t want to waste a plate.

34 out of 27 points used but counting the exercise I’m sure I was under my limit.

The next two weeks are going to be blow tastic working 6 days in a row but under understandable circumstances.  A coworker/friend is going to be out of work for an unknown amount of time.  She’s been in and out of the hospital for almost a month with severe head and facial pain.  Her doctors finally figure out that she has something called  Trigeminal Neuralgia.  Her doctor said they also call it the suicide disease because some people end their lives because they can’t handle the pain.  Hoping she can find some relief (no meds will touch the pain, she just has to hope is subsides to a tolerable level).  Shes only 22 years old, too.

May not be blogging daily but I am proud of how I am keeping on track and super proud of the walk today.  I’m especially proud of my main squeeze for running for 20 minutes.  He was super exhausted from it but he could not do this a week ago.  We’re getting there.

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whorville:

Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up

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